Wednesday, April 13, 2005

So You Read Me Like A Book?

I would like to dedicate this post in a sense as a memory, and a reminder of myself. I rarely like to actually "talk" that much about myself (even some might disagree with that) But, I had a attack of memories lately. Almost like my brain reminding me not to forget. Her are some for the sake of remembering:

*I use to have this 4'11 asian biy in high scholl who use to obsess over not only myself but 2 other girls at school. I had him in a elective class and felt sorry for him because he was kinda weird and said some pretty random things so I was always nice to him, but then I started to noticed that everywhere I was he was. He startes taking pictures of me without my knowledge, and every day for class he would always bring me in snacks and a soda becuas ethe vending machine mysterioulsy gave hime extra. I started to get kinda freaked out because I really dont like the idea of someone following me around taking my picture. I found out because he had them in his folder and he showed me a picture he drew of me and as I was browsing through I saw them. needless to say thank god I graduated that year. Then I saw him at Junior College the next year, and I am using that as my excuse for not going back to school.

*When I won "Most Memorable" for senior favorites I said in my mini-bio that I wanted to give the whole world a life time supply of snapple and taco bell. And I sit back and wonder why people thought of me as such a stoner!

*I've made out with a set of twins during a truth or dare session. By the way, always pick dare.

*Ive been to the world largest McDonald's in I believe it was Oklahoma? Correct me if I am wrong, but it wasn't that great. It still made me sick to my stomach just like any other normal Mickey Dee's. It was pretty cool though it went across the freeway. I have also seen the world's largest cross in Texas? I went one a road trip to West Virgina a few summers ago and my camera decided to be an ashole and not work so none of my pictures turned out. So, I have a hard time remembering matching all the landmarks to which state.

*I have been to probaly over 50 concerts and my all time favorite has to bee either Green Day, Stone Temple Piolts, The Used or Finch. My first Concert ever was Blink-182, Homegrown and MXPX at the Old World in Huntington Beach when I was 15 so what 7-8 years ago! Before Blink-182 sold out and they were actually good. My first statium concert was Korn and It rocked my socks off.

*I think I would bea perfect canidate for MTV's show "Made"for being the white girl who wants to learn how to break dance. And I came close, while in San Diego 2 weekends ago, at the bar we were at they had MTV recruits and asked me if I would want to be eligable to be on a MTV show. I was drunk so I felt I was in no condition to make choices like that, and I realized to never listen to myself again when I am drinking.

*And last but not least, anyone who is in the need of a laugh do me a favor and buy SNL's best of Jimmy Fallon and thank me later. It is by far one of the funniest things I have ever seen, even when I am sober. But my advice, a little buzz helps...

Now a moment of silence for the butterfly that decided to fly right smack into my window this morning driving to work. May he not be so stupid in his next life. Amen.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Am I a Reference?

Yesterday I spent a good portion of the day taking my friend from Chicago around good ol' Orange County showing him the ropes. He just got his car and had no idea to even get to the beach, so I showed him the way. So while were crusin' Main St. in Huntington Beach all of a sudden my frind in the back seat grab my shoulders and said, "Look...its that girl you know that I know that...come on whats her name? B.O girl!!!" Ok, I knew exactly who he was talking about, she was a girl a year younger then myself who I went to high school with, and yes she does smell pretty weird. It made me think......... am I known to any one as a specific description? How am I recongnizable to the exes friends? I know Im not known all the time as that one girl you were totaly in to, or the one. Yeah right, I won't give my self that much credit. But every guy I know who has an ex, their ex becomes not a name but a description. I have a few that I have given to some of my has beens, I have likes to hump my friends legs boy, the guy who goes by the name "chewy" and likes to start fights with whatever guy is standing next to me, drunk guy who likes to pass out in bathtubs, one who got kicked out of the state of California, one with the big ass tounge and had no idea what he was doing with it. I probaly have a name for them all, and the sad part is that my friendss probally don't remember their names I just have to say that one little refernce and they will know exactly who I am talking about.

Friday, April 08, 2005

You Had Me At "Fuck You"

Why the hell are gatorade bottles so hard to open?

I have been pretty stressed out lately due to work and personal. So I haven't felt the need to write, but today I have been itching to and I dont have a slightest clue what I should and shouldn't share. I had an interesting weekend in San Diego, it started out Friday night at Soma watching The Used, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail etc.......lets just call it The Total Chaos Tour. It was the best thing ever! I absoultly love The Used and as usually they fucking rocked my socks off. That was fun and then a few friends meet us afterwards at the beach house, which might I add was right on Mission Bay right across the street from the beach, and the neighbors hated us! Fuck me and my best friend had bitch fest on the patio at 3:30am on Sat. night, and my friends it wasnt pretty. She almost got her ass kicked by my very loving but psycho older sister. She don't give a fuck who you are, she will kick your ass. And I love her for it! My friend got "lost" after a fight with her boyfriend who pretty much didn't run after her when she stormed off, might I add really quick we were ALL smashed, but no excuse she was being ridiculous. So the next 3 hours consisted of looking EVERYWHERE for her and she wasn't answering here cell phone. Now your in a strange city where you have no idea where the fuck is anything and you have looked everywhere in our few mile region and had no luck. So we went back to the house and waited, and waited and foinally she shows up and gets in my face looking for someone to blame for her shitty night, as sad as it sounds that was our first yelling fight and it felt kinda good. Thank god she was ok, but what a dumbass, and there has been so many times I have just wanted to yell at her but Im a pretty "whatever" person. Leave me alone and I will leave you alone. But, oh she pushed the big old red button that transforms me into one hella pissed off drunk girl. Let me just end saying our neighbors HATED us! Thank god we dont live there, we would have been evicted just form that one night, but remeber we were ther for 3 nights =) I had a little fling with a cutie who I will never mention his name for personally reasons, but I just would like to add and end with............OH MY GOD!