Friday, July 30, 2004

What if Men Ruled?

Listed is a pretty funny email I received thought you'd all enjoy..............

*Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

*Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

*Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

*When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she would appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

*Birth control would come in ale or lager. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of yourchoice.

*The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

*"Sorry I'm late, but I got hammered last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

*At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car.

*It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

*Tanks would be far easier to rent. Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

*Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

*Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. (AMEN!!!)

*On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
*Mother's Day, too.

*St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

*Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

*Two words: ALLY MCNAKED.

*Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

*The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

*The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

*It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

*Every man would get four real "Get Out of Jail Free" cards per year.

*When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in:Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."

*Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

*The Statue of Liberty would get a bright red, 40-foot thong.

*People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

*Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.

*Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.


Thank god for that!

So what do say, hmmm............Im planning on going out ALOT this weekend, had a pretty tough week at work, so I think I deserve it. Usually end up hyping the weekends up, but we always end up at the same place, but its always turns out fun. Im trying to decide what to do for my b-day and Ive narrowed it down to three choices: 1) San Francisco--never been but not to sure on the $ situation, 2) Street scene down in San Diego, theres alot of cool bands I wanna go rock out to, and finally 3) Just enjoy having my own place with my roomies and throw a party! Kinda sucks though when the partys at your house have to worry about all the people messing it up. So Im up in the air with this! I think I'll leave it up to my friends to decide, I really dont care just wanna have a good time. On my 21st b-day (last year) I got food poisioning so that ruinned my whole night! So I wanna make up for it.

Well enough of that.............Ive been wanting to take up gutiar, spelling probaly wrong, since I figure music is pretty much a great part of my life and how I know way more about it then lets say.............well, alot. I tried it for the first time and let me say how much my finger tips hated me afterwords, it hurts! Im sensitive ;) But the more Ive been told the more you play eventually you wont feel anything! So Ive been trying to write songs but Im not quite comfty sharing them yet, so give me time and hopefully I can come up with something to share on here.

Well Tata for Now!

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Work Sucks

like thats never been said before...........well this is the first one and I decided to do it while im bored at work, so it can kill some time.  I pretty much gonna just ramble on so sorry i'm not here to talk about how much I hate life and how no one likes hoo.  Well bare with me, lets see...........what to say............hmmmmm........I got a joke!  A horse walks into the bar and the bartender says "Hey! Why the long face?" Damn I love that one, gets me everytime!  Whatcha wanna know?